…talking to the person you came to the bar with can be fun too, you know.
Hang in there, buddy: I bet they’ll play a song you know soon.
We get it - the date’s not going well.
…unless that’s a suicide hotline
…unless you’re looking for information on how to not look like an asshole.
… no, it’s cool. Stand in the aisle. It’s fine. Totally cool with it.
I know I’m on my phone. We’re not talking about me right now.
… unless Siri is pointing out that you’re an adult who’s wearing pajamas in public.
… it’s a local show on a weeknight in Brooklyn; no one’s going to demand proof that you were there.